![]() Moments later, the victim said the driver of the Tesla stuck a baseball bat through his open passenger window, and shouted “I’ll kill you!” He says he then “flipped off” the driver of the Tesla. The victim says the driver of the Tesla then stopped in traffic and began yelling at him. The driver said he slammed on the brakes and honked his horn at the Tesla. – A celebrity chef, who has appeared on television cooking shows nationwide, has been arrested after a wild road rage incident.īoca Raton Police say Ralph Pagano, 55, attacked another driver with a baseball bat.Īccording to the arrest affidavit, officers responded after a 911 call in March.Ī man says he was driving his son to school on Jog Road, when he was cut off by a black Tesla. I’m probably exactly the kind of person who could end up doing something like that.BOCA RATON, Fla. “Yeah, you won’t be so cocky, Jeff, when I come into the office with a Kalashnikov and 200 rounds of ammunition. “Aren’t we supposed to be living in a multicultural democracy? And isn’t that the point? You know, the Jews, the Muslims and the racists all living together happily side by side, doing and saying whatever the hell they like?” (Jez) “What do you do to avoid a lion attack? Soil yourself? Or is that grizzly bears? Hate to s**t myself for no reason and get eaten. I want to call again, but when I leave long messages, I have this nagging sense that I’ll end up hearing them being played back to me in a court of law.” (Mark) The Floyd, The Prodge, Aphex, the list is endless really.” (Jez) I mean, what great music was ever made on drugs? Bowie, obviously. Not actual justice, but what I wanted to happen, which is basically the same thing.” (Jez) “Mark, if I can just get rid of the dog corpse, there’s a chance I still might get laid here.”(Photo: Channel 4) That smile when some eco-glass gets delayed on its way from Antwerp and the nice couple gets pushed over budget. “I bet she even does nice poos, little Maltesers that smell like The Body Shop.” (Jez) Centuries and centuries with nothing to look forward to except ‘the slim possibility a Viking might break down the door and rape me.” (Photo: Channel 4) I guess the only good thing is that my life is so boring it feels like it might go on forever.” (Mark) “God, this is like the Dark Ages. “You realise that tinned food is just for crackheads and wars?” (Jez) Look out, Boots! I’m going to buy 100 meal deals and eat them off a prossie in the nude.” (Mark) Which at no point would be locked in the cellar.” (Mark) No, not like Fritzl, like a nice normal loving guy who knows where she is at all times. ![]() ![]() Get her into the flat and keep her locked down like Fritzl. “So great that Dobby’s agreed to move in. “Not the Hootenanny! Never the Hootenanny! We’re better than that.” (Jez) Sophie’s Poland manageable, won’t put up too much of a fight.” (Mark) Toni’s Russia vast, mysterious, unconquerable. “God, it’s so easy being a freak, no wonder they’re ten a penny.” (Mark) You get a van, Jez, we could be men with ven.” (Super Hans) “You’re not just a man any more – you are a man with a van. I wonder if anyone has ever been this unhappy while drinking champagne.” (Mark) But digging a hole in the wintry earth with my bare hands so that you can bury the corpse of a dog you killed is not one of them.” (Mark) “Jeremy, there are many things I would do to help you. Oh yeah, I’d f*** those kidneys real good.” (Jez) “Not the Hootenanny! Never the Hootenanny! We’re better than that.”(Photo: Channel 4) Her soft skin is just a big bag full of kidneys and mucus and half-digested bits of pie. “What’s so great about sex anyway? It’s all the mind. I have spent a cool grand on acquiring the resumption of an equitable temperature.” (Mark) At least throwing the money out of the window you’d see the scrabbling mass, the hate-filled faces. Surely the least enjoyable way to spend a thousand pounds. “Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are just Frosties for w*nkers.” (Jez) Makes a man look scary, like a chicken.” (Photo: Channel 4) Thank you, centuries of emotional repression!” (Mark) “Socks before or after trousers, but never socks before pants. Luckily we’re all English so no-one’s going to ask any questions. “I don’t want sweet punani action, I want to take your bishop and grind you down.” (Mark) Or getting a bone on, which is basically the same thing when you get rid of all the Valentine’s cards and bullsh*t.” (Jez) Already given a quid to Greenpeace this year so I’m golden.” (Jez) Pissed and stoned in a gas-guzzler this is the life. “I’m having an orgasm against my will! Oh God, she’s stolen sex off me!” (Mark)
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